Posts Tagged ‘MOOP’

Jaded Veteran’s Guide to Burning Man: Feed me, Seymour!

August 6, 2019


As always, the hot pink links are hilarious, helpful, maybe both.

Food at Burning Man. What a PITA. At least for me, being gluten-free and surprisingly healthy, when it comes to food.


I don’t think, due to the large amount of MOOP, I’d live off cold cans of ravioli even if I could buuuuut it’d be nice to have the option. Food is hella important at a burn. Because your body is important. Take. Care. Of. Your. Body.

One tip I always give n00bs: Time your eating. Don’t wait until you feel hungry. Try to give your corpse some calories every few hours so you can keep running around acting a fool.

Eat food when it’s offered. Put it in your pocket for secret eating. Drink water when it’s offered.

Me…I don’t even know…even after 10 years of TTiTD and regionals I end up not having enough of something or too much of something else, despite meticulous notes from the previous year. Pro tip: don’t go shopping for one person at Costco. 

How I pack: I sit down with pen and paper, close my eyes, and run through my day. Wake up: what do I need? Breakfast: What might be good? Getting ready to leave camp: what do I need to do?

Every year I list what food I pack and I keep my Reno receipt to see what I bought (which is always interesting, because it’s at a strange grocery store with an unfamiliar layout and unknown offerings.


After the burn (theoretically) I examine both lists to see what worked, what didn’t work. This has been tremendously important to me as Burning Man has never happened for me when I could afford it (got the time, no $$, got the $$ it means I’m employed and don’t have the time). I cannot buy shit I will not use. I often have to fly, which means flying with my cooler and not having the luxury of shopping where I want, when I want, with a second cooler (or the option to buy one).

For the most part, my insane note-taking and list-making is a boon. My packing is minimal, my personal comfort is maximized. Except…freakin’ food. Here’s what I have figured out:

I don’t cook at burns. That’s time I could be spending doing awesome shit.

I don’t cook at burns. That’s space wasted on pots and pans – and a stove and fuel, and dealing with grey water.

The point of food for me, at a burn, is sustenance. Maximum feed and nourish (I hate that word) my body, minimal effort and mess.

Sooooooooooooooooooo…I eat a lot of sandwiches! Sandwiches are great. Carbs, fat, protein, no mess, portable, can make it ahead of time to make future you happy (see my notes on drinking at Burning Man).

I covered coffee in the post about how I start my days, and my coffee mug in the post about drinking at Burning Man. Here’s the food stuffs I count on, splurge on, and don’t bother with.


GF bread – usually just one piece, with: packs of mayo from gas stations, salami, havarti, maybe lettuce if I had room in the cooler. I don’t really like other deli meats, they’re dry. Prepackaged chicken salad and whatever else the deli section has.

If I have the budget I’ll get Swiss cheese, too. If I had a free-for-all budget I’d have spinach artichoke dip, chips, sliced onions, and avocado. You can also get squeezable mayo, as a compromise between MOOP and cooler space.

Schar’s was my go-to, since you can get it at WalMart and I like supporting a GF bakery that’s been around for ages. Their ciabatta buns make PERFECT little sandwiches.

For bread-bread, though, new player Canyon Bakehouse makes the best slices. Perfect toast. Not too dense/heavy.

BM aside, if you have a GF person in your life win their heart forever with Schar’s chocolate caramel cookies and chocolate shortbread cookies. Have some in camp to surprise GF people with and enjoy the tears of joy.

This year I’ll be taking my paleo bread. It’s thinner, nuttier, sweeter but grain-free and fewer carbs. I get a loaf when it’s on sale at Kroger and freeze it. AND DEAR LORD THESE BROWNIES. Y’ALL. BROWNIES ARE STUPID. EAT SOME CAKE. BUT THESE ARE SO GOOD.

And that’s it! Sandwiches and brownies. Have fun!

Just kidding.


A new thing for this year is Siete’s grain-free wraps. Siete is a family of witches who make magical gluten-free, healthy wraps that don’t suck. Make a cold wrap and it’s not too chewy. It holds together. Make a quesadilla. It doesn’t get all greasy and weird. I’ve only had the cassava, so that’s what I’m getting; if you try another one let me know how it is!

Lance’s gf cheese crackers, serving size: one fist-full shoved into my mouth. In 2017 I backed over my bag of dry groceries and ate cracker crumbs all week.

Chocolate milk The only good thing to come out of that Costco saga. I don’t drink it IRL and the MOOP is annoying, but out there, crackin’ this cold one, changes your day. If you have cooler space, Silk’s Dark Chocolate Almond Milk is a real treat.

Annie’s GF mac and cheese Another trade-off between MOOP and mental health. Pour in boiling water. Add a gross-ass can of chicken (tuna, whatever). Late-night snack turns into a treat.


Alternately, less MOOP and more fat girl (due to the larger one-serving size), Annie’s “deluxe” works the same way. Add boiling water, let the pasta sit, stir in sauce.

Also new this year, if I can find it: Roots Hummus. I don’t really like hummus, except maybe my own, but this Asheville company makes hummus I *want* to eat (the garlic or beet one). You know, as opposed to eating it because it’s the only thing left besides the snow peas from the ranch dressing platter nobody wanted.

Which is also how I feel about hummus companies getting high in the development room.


…I’m blanking. Let me see if I can find my list.

Sherpa tips

May 20, 2011

LNT isn’t a burn-only thing.

From Gizmodo:

Last week, Apa Sherpa made it to the summit of Mount Everest for a record-breaking 21st time. This “Super Sherpa”, who now lives in Utah, has climbed for the past several years with the Eco Everest Expedition, a team with a “leave no trace” outdoor ethic dedicated to cleaning up Everest. The group has brought down over 12 tons of garbage for disposal and four human bodies for burial over the past three years.

Bodies. Human ones. The article wasn’t quite as enlightening as I’d hoped for (solar power is good!) but it links to a plethora of Plans for Solar Cookers. In 2009 I had a neighbor who used one. I was unimpressed. When I want a grilled cheese sandwich I want it NOW, not in two days. Here’s a broke-ass method for vacuum sealing. The most interesting part to me was the Clean Mountain Can.

Clean climbing practices (aka ‘Leave No Trace Mountaineering’) on Mt. McKinley have evolved over the past thirty years. A successfully enforced “pack in-pack out” policy began in the late 1970’s, with climbers removing all their garbage from the Alaska Range. Today we take this program one step further by mandating the removal of human waste from historically contaminated areas such as the West Buttress high camp at 17,200-feet. These problem locations have not only been unsightly, but often the source of polluted snow linked to gastrointestinal illness.

More specs and background info from the National Park Service site here.

I’ve been happily using the 5-gallon bucket system for years, now. Anybody who might need a loo during Exodus or just hates the JOTS as much as I do might be interested in this lighter-weight, litter-free, sealable version.

MOOP: A definition

MOOP, noun – Matter Out Of Place; especially as it applies to Black Rock City and its Citizens. Can be anything: cigarette butts, bottle caps, glowsticks, fireworks, but is often disguised as debris, i.e., broken bits of wood, plastic, metal, glass and plants. Can also be a condition: burn scars, grey water, dunes, etc.

moop, verb – to pick up Matter Out Of Place.

Some of the most common MOOP includes:

Burning Man Blog (read it! read it!)

Let’s forget about Mother Earth and LNT and MOOP and all that jazz, for now. I’m a bad hippie. I spit on the ground, after brushing my teeth*. Let me tell you what the best part about livin’ the LNT Principle is: in 5+ years and…20+ burns (not including camping and other events) I can’t recall ever leaving with more trash than fits in a shopping bag (aka a Walmart bag).

Here’s how I do it:

First: I don’t take shit with a high probability for becoming moop. Actually, first I camp alone. Ha ha!

Glowsticks? What in the world for? Walk around with your headlamp on. Expand your mind and check out the myriad of rad light-up stuff they make for bikes and trick-or-treating kids and walking dogs. Get some EL wire – it’s fun and looks so much cooler.

No feathers. No sequins. People claim “Oh no, you just have to adhere them right.” Sure that’ll lessen the odds, if you supplement the shitty factory sewing on your generic coin and bead-laden bellydance scarf, but it doesn’t eliminate the problem. Feathers might not come lose, out of the glop of epoxy you added, but they will break. The fluff will fly off in the wind, or onto the ground when you’re making out with that guy or gal or ___ you just met. Same with sequins. They break. I know this, because I’m a seamstress and I’ve tried.

Besides that, they’re called principles for a reason. It’s not a law or a rule, it’s a principle. A way of life, a mindfulness. It’s not necessarily about making sure your peanut shells don’t touch the ground. It’s about being aware of the space you’re in, for this brief time, and the people around you. It’s thoughtfulness (which is why I suspect a lot of ‘Mericans have such a hard time with this particular principle. Everybody loves expression and inclusion to the fullest, but want to nit-pick about LNT because it’s a lot more work…) and being responsible and accountable for your actions.

Anyways. Back to practicalities:

Remove ALL packaging. Take off all the shrink wrap. Take the crackers out of the box. Take the batteries out of the cardboard and plastic. Pour your booze into a flask or thermos. Empty that can of beans into a Ziploc bag. Make hummus and chicken salad and salsa. Ziploc bags are your friends. As is Tupperware.

Saves space packing to get in, and in the amount of trash you pack out. Plus, you can use any Ziploc bags and Tupperware to store trash and treasures (ie, gifts and presents!).

Ziploc bag ice cubes last longer than small cubes of ice from a big plastic bag. And, when it’s melted, you have cold drinking water.

Freeze stuff you won’t need right away. It’ll reduce your dependence on ice. This is also a money saver, making your own ice and freezing food.

Note: I don’t drink beer or smoke, so the issues of cans and butts won’t be addressed here.

Stuff I’m going to eat and gift, I pack in cardboard boxes or paper bags I can burn, when they’re empty. Less crap to take home! Or, you can use the bag and box for your burnables or to pack out your trash and gifts.

Starting to see how this works…? A minute bit of effort before the event saves you trash and space and effort once-there. That five minutes you just spent opening batteries could have been spent dancing or getting dressed for Lamplighters or swimming or eating bacon!

At camp: I hang the aforementioned grocery bag in a corner of tent, right with the burnable bag (I also back a small paper bag, usually from a booze purchase).

Water: For years I got a few of the disposable 2-gallon thingies, I liked having the spigot. Made life easier – oh, so you know what? I did have more than a small bag of trash, I had empty and half-empty water containers. Try one of the many, many alternatives instead – no spending money on water, no dealing with the trash and getting your foot stuck when you squash it.

The collapsible ones will save you space,

since you can fill it up after you get there and collapse it when you’re done. I didn’t like it, and after using them at Burning Man, I switched to

Takes up more space, and then you have to hang onto it, but you can transport grey water out and use it for a shelf. $13 for a one-time purchase, or $10+ several times a year to buy the disposable ones…I also dumpster dived one of these

That’s the same size as the disposable 2G. So, it fits perfectly onto my shelf, just like they did.

I highly, highly recommend all Platypus products. I haven’t used their water tanks, but their 1L water bottles are all I use for “on-the-go!”

Every time you leave your tent or walk to your tent, you should be MOOPing – looking around for trash and bits you missed. Every time when I get to CF, I have to pre-moop the area. Usually beer bottle caps and cigarette butts. The occasional tampon applicator and empty condom wrapper. If those people had been out there living by the principle of LNT…it’d sure be nicer for me. Anyways, pre-moop the area, then just keep up with it the during the week/end.

That’s just me, though. I’d rather walk around when I drink my coffee in the morning for a minute, or check things out while I’m waiting for dinner to be served than spend an hour Monday LNTing the site.

So, to recap:Leave No Trace is pretty self-explanatory. The goal is to leave the space you temporarily occupy just like you found it (or better, in the case of CF and some of the pre-mooping you might have to do). Don’t leave a trace of all the debauchery and tomfoolery you just indulged in! MOOP is matter out of place. If it wasn’t there when you got there, it shouldn’t be there when you leave. Simple enough, no?

Leave anything with dangly bits that could snag/break/fall off/get pulled off at home. Unpackage everything before you pack it. Avoid packaging by making what you can. Repackage it into a Ziploc bag or Tupperware when you can. Have a trash bag and a burnables bag. Keep up with your trash and spend a few minutes a day making sure you didn’t accidentally drop something. Or maybe you intentionally did it because you were drunk and promised to get it tomorrow. Either way, MOOPing each day keeps the leave date more free for hanging out and saying good-byes.

Also, if you’re still like, “screw that…” I suggest signing up for an LNT shift. Spent a few hours walking around and really see why LNT is one of the Almighty High Holy Principles – they exist for a reason, you know! LNT is no less important than RSE or Decommodification. Plus, you might find cash, furry leg warmers or a big vial of cocaine (all true stories)

and you’ll meet hot chicks with moo-stashes.



*I did it knowing it was bad but hey, the rain will wash it away so who cares? Well, the plants care. After a particularly rainy Transformus, and watching my white pile of spit water stick right to the plants and NOT wash off, I realized I had to change my attitude on that one…

The official word, from the aforementioned Burning Man blog:

The Burner’s Guide to Leaving No Trace

The Burner’s Guide to Leaving No Trace is a series of thoughtful actions you can take, from the moment you start packing your car to the moment you hose the last playa mud off its undercarriage. Over the next several months, we’ll dive into all these issues in depth. Here’s the overview to get you started:

  • PRECYCLE – Buy less stuff in bulky packaging, or recycle and get rid of the packaging before you come to the playa. You’re gonna need the extra room on the back end!
  • BRING LESS – Bring less stuff! Less is less! Save gas, save yourself a Tetris headache and save the playa from litter by leaving out that extra, non-sturdy shade structure and seven or eight pillows you don’t NEED need.
  • DON’T LET IT HIT THE GROUND – Cigarette butts, wood chips, nails, screws, specifically. Also single-use water bottles (don’t bring ‘em!), feathers (don’t wear ‘em!) and belly dance coins from your blinged-out hips (don’t shake ‘em!).
  • MANAGE YER TRASH – Icky, yet necessary. Do it. Water, too. Separate your cans from your hams and let that soapy water evaporate instead of pouring it on the ground.
  • RECYCLE THOSE CANS – Cans = cash for local schools! Cart ‘em to Recycle Camp and take a ride on the can crusher.
  • PLAN TO MOOP YOUR CAMP – Don’t let anybody hit the road until you’ve conducted an all-camp line sweep. Make an exit plan that includes time to pick up any MOOP in your area, even if you don’t think it’s yours.

Tall tents

April 22, 2011

Eureka Backcountry

From the reviews (5-stars on Amazon):

I do a couple of bicycle touring trips per year. I wanted a lightweight solo tent that would be easy to carry on the bike, accomodate my 6′ 3″ height and also be easy to put up and take down. I tried the Eureka Solitaire and found it to be a little too confining for me. Also tried a Wenzel Starlite bivy tent that was a little smaller than I’d like. I think the Backcountry 1 is just the right combination of size and weight for carrying on a bike or backpacking. I have used it three times now and am very happy with it.

I am 6’9″. I need a tent to be 8′ (96″) for me to be able to fit and not wake up wet from condensation. I wanted a one-man backpacking tent. And this was the sole tent under $250 that fit the bill. The cross-pole for the rainfly requires putting one end on the ground to get it to fit, but after figuring that out, I have a tent that’s: Light. Long. Durable. Inexpensive. Natural-ish in color. After a trip or two, I am very happy with this purchase.

I am 6’5″ and have a big auto inflating sleeping pad, so this 1 person tent was one of the few that was free standing with the foot print that I needed to accomadate my pad/body.

at 5’10” I find it downright palatial.

I am 6′ 3″ with broad shoulders, and I fit comfortably inside.

I am 6’5″ tall and 250lb, and the tent seemed just barely big enough for me – maybe a couple of inches to spare at each end. There is enough room to sit up to get dressed in the middle of the floor area. There’s not enough room to keep a pack in the tent too unless you want to sleep on top of it.

The color of the tent is very pleasant and blends in nicely with a wooded landscape.

I’m very happy with this tent.

Ten keychain flashlights
for five bucks

84 oz Ounce Omega Style Replacement Bladder Reservoir Hydro
marked down from $50 to $10

clip-on baseball hat light down town to .39 from $12

Glow sticks are stupid. Glow sticks are trash. Unless you buy


“Oglo uses the first and only glow-in-the-dark technology capable of making lots of colors glow in the dark! And not only will Oglo products glow in the dark, but unlike other products of the past, Oglo colors glow SUPER BRIGHT and glow for hours!!! Oglo Mega Glo Stiks will glow with or without batteries. Batteries are included so you can use as a “light” or a “flashing light.” Just hold under any light for 10 minutes and it will glow for hours! You can also use the batteries to charge the Mega Glo Stik if no other light source is available! Package includes Five (5) Glow Stiks.”

Five stars. Marked down from $50 to $13.50.

Illuminator Self Powered 4-in-1 FM Radio / Alarm / 3 White focused LED flashlight / Mobile phone charger Crank Powered – from $40 to $8.50, surprisingly well-reviewed for a hand-cranked flashlight/radio/alarm/cell phone charger…that one’s actually tempting to keep in the glove compartment and junk drawer with the candles for power outages.

At .60 freakin’ cents, these would be a great gift. Darn it. WordPress has been really wonky all week and the link disappeared. Stainless steel flasks, standard, but cheap.

This was new to me, a cooler light:

“A single LED light reflected through an acrylic lens is secured to the underside of the cooler lid with double side adhesive. The light is designed to shine automatically when the lid is raised and to turn off when the cooler is closed. Unlike the typical refrigerator, the Cooler Light will shut off automatically after 20 seconds regardless if the lid is shut completely. Now you can find the right beverage at night. ”

From $10 down to $3.

Y’all know I LOVED my 1L Platypus water bags (though somehow they disappeared between Monday and unpacking when I got home…). Platypus makes a resuable wine carrier,

That’s $34 for a 4-pack, $85 off. These sound like my kind of people, to boot:

“Glass wine bottles are often impractical for backpacking, ski touring, or getting a little boozy at your favorite blues concert. Transport your wine inside the packable Platypus PlatyPreserve, and protect its taste at the same time. Pour your favorite wine into this 5.5 inch by 10.5 inch reservoir, squeeze the air out (air ruins flavor), and seal the airtight cap. Now you can enjoy that just-opened taste days, and even weeks later… and slip past concert security undetected.”

I’m thinking it’d be great for transporting moonshine and other homemade beverages. One burn…my second? Tmus, I took a box of wine, punctured the bag to add fruit and make sangria, taped it back up and wasted a box of wine.