Posts Tagged ‘i hump hippos’

And now for something completely different…or at least not related to Burning Man.

June 22, 2009

Transformus is on some beautiful property. One of the best features is lakes – yes, not one, but TWO lakes.  One of which, I highly do NOT recommend jumping in, in April. Nuh-uh.

Said lakes are usually full of floaty things – standard issues rings and kiddie stuff.  My new job entails a lot of me staring at a monitor, trying to think of something to google, so for this fifteen minutes it is floats:

There’s a cooler inbetween the two seats.


It’s a hippopotamus. “I hump hippos.”

Paddleboat. Burn off those calories you just consumed at the floating bar.

Because the lake sure needs another floating bar…


Radio-control drinky-snacky holder!

Do you bite your thumb at me?? DEATH BY JOUST!


Bumper boats!

Last, but not least, a slide. A safe, non-labia injurious slide.