Sexy Songs for Sleazy People

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered:  entertainment, food, and affection.  It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection.  As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately.  When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating.  Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.  ~Miss Manners’ Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour

One of the silliest gothy little songs ever:

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful – provided you get between the right man and the right woman.  ~Woody Allen

Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook (a must-read)

“Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.”
Anaïs Nin
“I am only responsible for my own heart, you offered yours up for the smashing my darling. Only a fool would give out such a vital organ”
Anaïs Nin
“you boys can keep your virgins
give me hot old women in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old. ”
Charles Bukowski (Love is a Dog From Hell: Poems, 1974-1977)

But let’s end on a positive note, eh?

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