“COME BACK WITH A WARRANT” – my friend’s door mat. He said “SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY PERSON TRYING TO GENTRIFY THIS NEIGHBORHOOD” was sold out.

“A man who says no to champagne says no to life.”

“If you can’t be careful, get on the news.”

“My dad is a recovering alcoholic. He worked in an upholstery shop.”

 – Vic Manteloy, genius and BBQ master chef

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